Single, White Cave Man by Fabienne Marsh
Author:Fabienne Marsh
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781952447723
Publisher: Fabienne Marsh
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âHappy Birthday, â Charles smiled. He sat alone. Midway though his martini, he signaled the waiter. âOne white wine for my wife. â He turned to Rosso. âWhat does the birthday boy want? â
Rosso sank into his chair and rubbed his eyes. âA deprogrammer.â He looked up and smiled wearily at their waiter. âLouis-Francois almost ruined my first date with Phoebe.â
âWhat commendable insight!â Charles quipped. He waved at Rita, who was making her way to the table.
âIâll have Sam Adams,â Rosso said.
âSorry Iâm late,â Rita smiled. âHappy Birthday!â she said, leaning over to kiss Rosso.
Louis-Francois reached for her coat, snapping his fingers to summon the coat check girl.
âWe have cause to celebrate,â Charles said, holding up his glass. âMy beeperâs off and Jim has dumped Fifi.â
âPhoebe,â Rita corrected. She clapped a hand over her mouth to suppress a laugh.
âChrist, Charles, Do you ever remember your patientsâ names?â
âI remember their operations!â Charles cried buoyantly.
Rita examined Rossoâs face. âShe wasnât for you,â she said.
âTo be honest with you, I couldnât get past the eggs,â Charles said suddenly, roaring with laughter.
For Rita, as for Rosso, Charlesâs wild moments of spirit and abandon redeemed his otherwise restrained temperament. Rita was holding her table napkin like a veiled dancer. Her eyes danced above its rim and, though she tried to muffle it, her rich laugh coaxed Rosso out of his momentary irritation. After a few more jags of laughter, Charles asked, âWhat ever happened to Liz Taylor?â
âElizabeth Taylor!?â Rita cried.
âHave you learned her real name?â
Donât leave yourself open, Rosso reminded himself. He tried turning the tables around. âDonât you guys have a life?â
âFor some reason, Rita finds yours far more interesting.â Charles smiled. He waved a breadstick in front of Ritaâs eyes, as if testing her unresponsive pupils. âYou donât like Elizabeth Taylor?â
âI do,â she said, forcing a smile. âBut Iâm concerned. It sounds like a fantasy.â
âOh, for Chrissakes, honey, donât say that! Heâll go back to Doris.â
âDoris!? â
âYou heard me.â Charles pretended to bind the menu, so painstakingly that even Rosso smiled.
âI have nothing to disclose,â Rosso said.
âThatâs true,â Charles said, in a good-natured effort to provoke Rosso. âHe hasnât met âLizâ yet. â
âThen you canât possibly know,â Rita said.
âYes I can.â His tone was unusually curt.
âHow?â Rita persisted.
âAsk Charles. Heâd decided after the first date.â
âAh, but youâre no Charles Dine,â Charles said, shaking his finger at Rosso.
âAnd there was a first date,â Rita added.
âBecause itâs my birthday. Thatâs how I know,â Rosso said, aborting the line of inquiry. âEnd of story!â
Rita watched Louis-Francois approach the table in a swift, swirling motion, as if unencumbered by feet.
âDo you know what you want?â Rita asked Rosso.
âYes, I believe I do,â Rosso said, almost defiantly.
By then, Louis-Francois was standing in front of Rosso.
âFor dinner,â Rita said.
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